Weird and Love: Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him...

By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By jill - 25/02/2014 16:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By sorry... - 02/03/2015 16:31 - United States - Newark

Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML

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Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Monday 15 April 2013 9:06

Yikes! You need to run as far as possible from your man op!

karlcolt45 19

Monday 15 April 2013 9:07

whoa just whoa. swerve

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broken20 2

Monday 15 April 2013 15:12

what the **** did i just read?!

Green_submarine 4

Monday 15 April 2013 15:12

Well that escalated quickly....

CrazyManNo9 29

Monday 15 April 2013 15:18

I'll bet he was just using the weird creepy factor to break up. I hope. I seriously hope. WTF.

Sal506 8

Monday 15 April 2013 15:21

He's lying..he cant be serious unless he has mental issues.

chosha_fml 26

Monday 15 April 2013 15:33

I guess we know who his favourite Game of Thrones character is.

StEpHiE1226 12

Monday 15 April 2013 15:44

Wow. Just wow. Run op.

thehowiie 6

Monday 15 April 2013 15:45

wow

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Monday 15 April 2013 16:09

Jer-RY Jer-RY Jer-RY!! Oops. Sorry OP. That sucks.

usrtrn 5

Monday 15 April 2013 16:43

whaaaat!!

byron17 26

Monday 15 April 2013 16:51

Sounds like Jaime Lannister (Game of Thrones)

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