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You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker." I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.

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u know if that's really u in that picture, u ain't gotta post grammar corrections on FML when ur bored, I would gladly, without hesitation, make it my sole priority to help u occupy ur time in a much more enjoyable manner. :)

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You know, if the bad grammar of the previous poster got her annoyed, perhaps you should use correct language when you attempt to pick her up. Just a helpful hint. I wouldn't want her thinking that you were a giant moron that's not worth her time.

You Canadians are so polite! American burglars usually pepper their missives with gratuitous obscenities, but yours only used the mild "sucker." I'll bet he swept the glass from the window he smashed into a nice, neat pile before he left with your stuff.

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haha hey perdix u know wats funny bout American burglars? the black ones will steal ur shit and blame it on the mexicans, the mexicans will steal ur shit and blame it on the blacks, white people will steal ur shit, then help u look for it! come over after the whole scene and offer u some hot cocoa and cookies to cheer u up.

It had to be an inside job. How else would the thief know your name? Since he's probably watching you at all times, you should purposefully have a terrible New Year just to spite him.

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I had a friend boosting on their FB that they were spending the whole weekend in the Florida Keys. No surprise they came back to a robbed home. That had to be one of their contact people that read it and knew their house would be empty.

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Come on, sourgirl101! That's not the only way to know when people are going some time away. That happens since long before Facebook was invented. And even if not, there's a lot of people who make public a lot of information on Facebook whether they know or not. And if your friend was boosting it out, who knows where else s/he did as well. People leak so much information these days...

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