First Dates and Love: Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small...

By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

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Sunday 12 July 2009 23:48

Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI

aback 4

Sunday 12 July 2009 23:55

Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.

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fml_is_so_funny 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 23:58

You are a disgusting specimen of human being. Have you never had a zit before? Are you 13? Don't you know that it will ooze after you pop it? You are a disgrace to the human race. I hope that poor guy never talks to you again. Go join a circus

NewLight8421 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:25

thats a bit harsh for just messing with a zit....

kcslgvr 11

Monday 13 July 2009 2:52

"You are a disgusting specimen of human being... You are a disgrace to the human race." really? is she really that disgusting of a human being for popping one zit? if you were to call anyone a disgrace in this situation, it should be you for treating this lady in such a horrible way for something as little as popping a stupid zit. you should be ashamed of yourself. no one deserves to be disrespected in such a way, especially when she has done such a little thing. keep those comments to yourself.

TaraTottz 1

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:58

hahaha

ryalho 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 23:59

What were you thinking? xD

igraine 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:02

I have totally done the same thing (stealthily poking at a zit in public, although not while I was on a date), but I had to click YDI because you really do! If you cared about how you looked for the guy, you should have kept your hands off the zit by thinking about the possibility of it making you look fugly!

Nacirema20 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:03

Ew. Gross. FYL.

fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 13 July 2009 0:07

come on, you know what happens when you pick a zit. BEST case scenario it gets all red, aggravated, and inflamed, making it more noticeable. keep your hands off it until you get home, if you must pick!