Love: Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was...

By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend.' FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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Classic

By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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Joe Smooth

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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Bad omen

By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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By Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

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By dateless - 21/09/2012 11:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Monday 26 December 2011 18:54

Sometimes the best conversations you have are the ones with yourself.

katsteak 0

Monday 26 December 2011 18:53

Well you can hardly trust anyone now.

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Okayitwasme 0

Monday 26 December 2011 23:02

Sounds lonely. I think he needs a hug.

bad_chiquita 5

Monday 26 December 2011 23:18

Then he can be his own girlfriend.

falon142012 22

Monday 26 December 2011 23:56

well he's blind. if I were blind, I'd be my own best friend too.

not_bothered 10

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:40

lol.. it says blind date... not her date was blind...

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:01

I love pranking my friends with him!

dashofspice 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:23

At least he is never alone

ninestar9 3

Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:00

You should of been like your also your own date..

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 27 December 2011 16:01

*should've and *you're

toxicpinkcandy 10

Tuesday 27 December 2011 20:43

I would also like to see some quotation marks all up in there (:

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:37

You can't really blame him. There are a lot of assholes out there.

Deemee 3

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:31

"my own best friend" is code for virgin.

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:43

That's when you're thankful for all the other men out there whom you have yet to meet. ;)

ThecomingofTan 9

Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:05

Well, they say you have to love yourself before you can love someone else.

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