Teenage Kicks

By M. Moore - 12/06/2019 22:00

Spicy
Today, I was gathering laundry around the house. I forgot my son was almost 13, and grabbed the very stiff socks from under his bed with my bare hands. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 070
You deserved it 416

Same thing different taste

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He was just eating some icecream in his room when he spilled some and just happened to use the socks to wipe it up. And then, because he is a disgusting teenager, he threw them under the bed. It is why teenaged boys everywhere have crusty socks under the bed, they eat a lot of icecream. 😏

rotflqtms_ 21

Next Gift giving event, give him lotion and a box of tissues with a note that says: "Use these instead of your socks, love your laundry doing mom." Or just leave it in his room whenever you get the items and time.

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He was just eating some icecream in his room when he spilled some and just happened to use the socks to wipe it up. And then, because he is a disgusting teenager, he threw them under the bed. It is why teenaged boys everywhere have crusty socks under the bed, they eat a lot of icecream. 😏

Yes lots and lots of ice cream and **** 🤣🤣🤣😂

rotflqtms_ 21

Next Gift giving event, give him lotion and a box of tissues with a note that says: "Use these instead of your socks, love your laundry doing mom." Or just leave it in his room whenever you get the items and time.

I think I was about 12 when my mother taught me how to do my own laundry... and she may have never stepped into my room again... 😃

Time to start him doing his own laundry. Just don't say anything to him that will embarrass him. That wouldn't be cool.

TomeDr 24

Soooooo glad I raised girls!!🤣

Nhayaa 21

I thought this was a legend... ew.

Skydome6666 6

buy him a fleshlight for his birthday

I would have a sit down with him. Explain that it's totally normal for him to explore himself, and that he shouldn't be embarrassed about it. I would then tell him that he should use tissues and not socks, to make sure he's is clean and hygienic, and that he can come to you if he has any questions.

GertRude 4

Sounds like it’s time for him to do his own laundry