Health: Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He... - FML

By Missusluv313 - 17/09/2012 11:25 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML

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Missusluv313 9

Monday 17 September 2012 18:48

Hello everyone! Yes, he was joking. I just didn't find that shit funny. And he actually is a good doctor. But to make up for it, he gave me extra time off from work. I don't think he would do that to/for everybody, but I work at that hospital.

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TheCerealKiller 24

Monday 17 September 2012 15:55

I'd like more info as to why he thought you died. XD

torbey 23

Monday 17 September 2012 15:55

Well, Congratulations on not dying!! :)

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Cathrin 26

Wednesday 30 December 2015 2:41

Everyone's reaming out the surgeon, but you have to understand that when you deal with sick, injured, and dying people as your day job, you tend to develop a rather dark and detached sense of humor as a coping mechanism. The surgeon probably didn't realize how hurtful the joke was to a layman. Still a FYL, but I don't see the surgeon as the unequivocal bad guy here.

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