U wot m8?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Spicy
Today, my now ex-boyfriend said to me, “Who’s your daddy?” during the deed and it was so off-putting, I said my dad's actual name. FML
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Anderling 32

I feel bad for laughing but that's just too funny. Hopefully it'll feel less gross to you as time goes on, and hopefully your next boyfriend will know to discuss kinky stuff *before* doing it.

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RichardPencil 30

Before you answered that question, you should have asked if he's going to buy you a car and put you through college. That probably would have killed his boner, too.

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Anderling 32

I feel bad for laughing but that's just too funny. Hopefully it'll feel less gross to you as time goes on, and hopefully your next boyfriend will know to discuss kinky stuff *before* doing it.

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RichardPencil 30

Before you answered that question, you should have asked if he's going to buy you a car and put you through college. That probably would have killed his boner, too.

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Justkidding100 41

was this your first time having sex? or even talking about it? this line is so common even on TV that you should have been prepared. I wouldn't even call that kinky

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n3rdn3ss 8

Is that why he's your ex?

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