Kids: Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted...

By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 17:24 - United States

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

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By knew that kid looked familiar - 06/10/2021 17:00

Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By wtf_are_people_doing - 21/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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nuked 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:27

You're an idiot

sireen 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:28

why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....

Comments

MaDmAkAm 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:02

Would love to know what your ex said you where doing ?!?! Fly on the wall for that conversation ;-)

sublime93 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:13

Too conveninent to be true. Fakrfakefakefakefakefakefake

AngryC4t 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 1:21

YDI for getting a divorce, especially after having a kid. Nice job scarring that kid and helping further establish America's already nightmarishly pathetic successful marriage rate. EDIT: Didn't mean to respond to this. :|

Apocalyptus 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 8:08

Sometimes divorce is the better option. It would be more scarring for a kid to have to live with two people who hate each other than if they divorced and were able to be civil.

iAlli 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:16

You fail. Do you know that?

wonderless 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:26

YDI, dumbass.

enlitenbank 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:34

What a *****. Poor kid. At least he knows the truth about his mother now.

shawleigh17 2

Sunday 9 August 2009 1:08

You're an idiot.... so many stupid comments from stupid people.

DGoat420 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:39

That poor kid is now scarred for life. I would know... FML. :(

Leopard68231 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:42

I said fyl since you live in connecticut, ct is the BEST!! and where was that trail exactly? Im thinking of going there. And yea i COMPLETELY agree with #34, shes divorced and the sitch is so coincidental. And shes not a *****, if you were divorced you should be able to **** whoever you please.

bluefervor 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:48

Why does everyone keep saying that it's her fault for having sex in public/woods? It's fun! She was just dumb enough to pick a bad spot. AN OBVIOUSLY BAD SPOT.