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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By Sahil lilaramani - 15/10/2022 12:00

Today, I was doing squats in the gym. During a set, when I squatted deep down, some poop came the fuck out, like a rocket. It was so embarrassing, and luckily there were fewer people in the gym than usual. FML

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By authorsubmit - 04/05/2012 12:49 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 10:28 - United Kingdom

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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Monday 30 March 2009 20:59

at least you didn't shit your pants.

farf_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:02

no one laughed? man, i think i would have been on the floor with you cracking up.

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ipwnlife 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:34

rofl #21, some things you just have to laugh off

jSOPURE 3

Monday 30 March 2009 21:42

At least you're doing something right at the gym. Squats are very important. :)

resawins 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:47

this one made me laugh out loud. nice work, dude!!

Ender_ 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:51

You fail for trying to impress a girl with how much you can lift. YDI

lillyass 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:53

That is hysterical.

nockits 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:53

I bet you were probably doing half squats too. You kinda deserved that one.

DiSab 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:56

Classic. Hopefully you didn't leave a mark.

kellster 2

Monday 30 March 2009 21:56

Childish much? I know you were embarrassed, but if no one else was laughing... dude! I'm shuddering with embarrassment for you.

Stay_beautiful 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:56

omg, i totally LOL'd at that. i would be the girl laughing at you...in a cute way. stuff happens..just gotta learn to go with the flow!

polishswede 0

Monday 30 March 2009 22:00

i giggled at that.

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