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By madeyoulaugh - / Wednesday 25 November 2009 14:43 / United States
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By  aback

Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."

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I think it's time to teach both your daughtor and her friend about manners...by sitting on them.

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Hey, kids will say anything that pops into their heads. I agree that they need to be taught some manners, but they're 7!! I know 10 year olds that think I'm old (I'm only 21). Even if you're slightly bigger than them, they will think that your fat. I say get over it...

So now the friend gets a rice cake for a 'treat', because that's what fat people have in the cupboard.

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That's not what fat people have in the cupboard. More like Twinkies. Trust me on this, I'm fat.

The 7 year old has provided you with a "teachable moment" where you then explain the concept of "the glass house" and how words hurt and that nice people don't say such things.

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Like a piledriver? I don't think she would be flexible enough to do that kind of position. Or is he bouncing doing missionary? That would be hilarious.

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I was thinking the missionary version. Also, I thought of "Hop on Pop" by Dr. Seuss. Less dirty, but also hilarious in my book.

Haha that's hilarious. But that kid is a bitch, I would've walked over and get on the trampoline and when she jumped up I'd push her off... then get off laughing and walk inside.

Hate to say it, OP, but this could be a wake-up call. You don't need to obsess about your health, but being a bit thinner (usually) isn't a bad thing.

By  aback

Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."

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