By madeyoulaugh - 25/11/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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Rico5037 0

I wouldve said your dad doesn't seem to mind

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aback 4

Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."

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infantry831 0

you suck. and o yea your fat

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LoosechangeXxXx 0

YDI for being fat and you should sneak up on them if you don't break the floor then sit your ass down on them.

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JF4509 0

LOOLL XDDD HAHAHAHAHA lose some weight O:

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rockmysocks97 0

xD I would have just said "You're looking kinda tubby too.. Is Mummy proud of her little pork pie?"

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rockmysocks97 0

xD I would have just said "You're looking kinda tubby too.. Is Mummy proud of her little pork pie?"

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Blair1233 0

Hahaa. (: I deff. would have been like: Oh, Im sorry maybe youd rather just go home. xD

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lindsaylu98 0

i would have been like " excuse me? ur inmy house and u shouldn't disrespect me like that!" and when her mom got there tell her what her daughter said

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OMG_N3RD 0

You sould tell her mom!!!!

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Majinveggie10 0

I would've had her never come to my house again.

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