Miscellaneous: Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up...

By lights on forever - 02/08/2013 20:57 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was washing up in a public bathroom, when I looked up for a second and saw a kid in the mirror staring back at me. I gasped, as I thought the place had been empty. He whispered, "It's time to die." I screamed and ran out, only to hear him burst out laughing behind me. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

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JoeGrant 12

Saturday 3 August 2013 0:31

Hey anyone else would have freaked out, don't feel bad.

BillyJones 4

Saturday 3 August 2013 0:32

that's when you punch him in the face and say it was a life or death situation.

Comments

imtooshy 18

Saturday 3 August 2013 3:09

Sorry OP, it's always more fun to laugh at someone else's expense and this REALLY made me laugh. What a hilarious and brilliant child :-)

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 3 August 2013 3:23

That kid's a little ass.

PapaSmurffolks 7

Saturday 3 August 2013 3:28

He wouldn't be laughing if you would have turn around and kicked his little ass! :)

Eivana 37

Saturday 3 August 2013 4:14

I think screaming and running out was a little overdramatic. It's a kid. It's startling, yeah, but.

Dashelle 25

Saturday 3 August 2013 4:22

Redrum

asdfghjkl2cute 11

Saturday 3 August 2013 4:24

I just saw you on iFunny

cmoney1992 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 4:26

Lock him in the bathroom that will teach the little bastard!

hendix 17

Saturday 3 August 2013 4:58

This is why I hate kids.

abekj52 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:03

Scared of little kids?

Cazz91 21

Saturday 3 August 2013 5:04

Original prankster in the making. **** your life for getting caught in the kids trap and **** his life for possibly taking pranks too far that may land him in jail some day.