Love: Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt....

By crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By wheelchairgirl - 16/12/2016 01:21 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 21:59

Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML

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By icarlypoop - 11/04/2020 23:00

Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML

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By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 9 March 2011 22:32

When people say not to get shit-faced on a first date, this is NOT what they mean.

firegecko123 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 22:25

OH DAMN!

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WhyCantIDoRight 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 10:43

I would of tried to hit the bird with a rock!

miss_fab 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 18:52

hahaha that must be a sign

NeverGiveUp97 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 17:09

that's good luck!

Leggooo 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:26

Ewwwwww!!!!.....Ha FYL

megmich 4

Thursday 31 March 2011 19:53

maybe it's a sign!

ChelsBearr 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:35

Shit happens! :)

BlueShai 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 23:10

that's supposed to be considered good luck... even though it's completely disgusting...

asdfghj771 0

Friday 15 July 2011 5:34

the bird said don't but u didn't listen so he shit on u

shaaayyee 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:50

"Rule number one, never tell a guy you like him. It just makes you look like an idiot."

fuzzbuck1 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 1:06

The proper way To write that is, and the bird SHAT on my face sorry I just like the word SHAT!:)

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