By ZombieLicker - 25/11/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML
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perdix 29

When they say you need to do something to make your resume stand out, that snot what they mean.

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ilovesugarbelle 0

thats why you always take two copies... just good rule of thumb.

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joemk2012 0

Tell them you got mugged by a bunch of cranberries

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im_tall 0

"Turns out employers don't like that?" Was there ever any doubt in your mind?

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how_to_implode 17

At least you learned a lesson: if you have something important in your hands, DON'T SNEEZE ON IT.

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grrrarrrg2 2

YDI for being a dumbass. ALWAYS have extra copies of your resume. It's just comon sense. It's probably good you got shot down right away tho. You probably would of been fired in less than a month anyway. You really aren't too bright.

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wild_angel 0

I highly doubt they didn't hire you cause of a booger... people... we all have snot, it's a fact of life. Possible employers don't hire people because of their snot.

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gemini02 0

Phuking idiot! First, who only takes one copy of their cv to an interview?? Second, why the **** would you give one with your nasty snot all over it??? Get a clue douchbag!

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DisposableHeroes 0

Do something about those anger management problems you have because I swear those hemorrhoids in your ass are going to explode and leave a blood stain 10000x as big as the one from the booger. Also get a grammar teacher, douchEbag. ******* moron.

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sLAUGHTERxx 0

I am sorry that I have to agree with gemeni02. Why would you take only one copy? I would take multiple copies...at least two. And I would just wipe it off with a tissue and pray that there won't be any stains. But what I would personally do is bring multiple cover pages because they are the most vulnerable pages for food stains...or snot stains in your case. I say FYL because you don't deserve that happening to you. Although it would have been smart to bring another copy of the entire thing/another copy of the cover page, you still don't deserve that happening to you.

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