Love: Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me...

By anime_love - 17/09/2010 04:43 - United States

Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me up. I waited so long, the security came up and asked me to leave, because I was scaring the staff. FML

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML

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By thissinglelife - 06/09/2013 06:42 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML

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By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

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By ihateoldmagazines - 27/01/2011 21:31 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 16:54 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML

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Friday 17 September 2010 12:15

How scary do you look :o.

Ketchup_Castle 30

Monday 5 September 2011 3:40

Yeah, just standing around is a scary thing to do.

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Justincolon22 15

Friday 17 September 2010 15:09

they probably thought you were a terrorist fyl.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 17 September 2010 15:11

Where were you, at a chucke cheese? You had to have been doing more than just waiting to scare the staff. Were you complaining at how you were going to "cut that MF from balls to chin next time I see him"? Maybe your boyfriend was part of the staff and he really was scared. Or you are just 'fugly'

WYITO 0

Friday 17 September 2010 16:24

Haha this happened to me but we arranged to meet in the park. I waited for about an hour and kept getting suspicious looks from parents. :/

ANTLink19 4

Friday 17 September 2010 16:24

hahahaha. Really? how are you that pathetic? next time arrive late, scope the place out see if your date is there. if not, bounce. if so... get some drinks and it's a night for bad decisions!!!!

oneforme 0

Friday 17 September 2010 16:55

you look like snookie with aids

gusgus36 5

Friday 17 September 2010 17:37

FYL for being stood up, but YDI for waiting that long. I'd wait for like 30 min, tops, and then be outta there, especially if I was calling him and couldn't get a hold of him

FerrariCake 2

Friday 17 September 2010 19:14

Instead of "waiting so long", why didn't you just call him?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 17 September 2010 20:23

YDI for making your boyfriend (whom I think is fictional) not want to show up. YDI for casing the joint for a future robbery and creeping out the employees. YDI for telling the security guards your BS story of a "boyfriend" who stood you up. YDI for dealing drugs to kids.