Work: Today, I was trying to clean the belt of my register at work...

By cashier - 12/07/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was trying to clean the belt of my register at work at a grocery store. I noticed two strips of rubber stuck in the corner of the belt, and after pulling on them periodically all morning one finally came loose. It was a foot. I had been pulling at a dead rat trapped in the belt. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 15:41 - United States - Apex

Today, while bussing at my restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down my leg. I started shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turned to stare. Then I realized there was a hole in my pocket and some quarters had slid out down my leg. FML

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Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML

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By xxmollyxx - 16/12/2010 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML

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By mcmanager - 11/08/2014 14:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

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AK 2

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:49

Oh my dear god. Didn't it like.. smell or something?

crescent_indigo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 9:55

epic.

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deliapearl 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 15:44

yummy. all I need is a fork and some hot sauce

irrelevantxx 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:06

Ewewewewewewewewewwww

alwaysalady 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:13

I totally just sprayed tea out my nose. That is horrible, and I feel suck overwhelming pity for you. The horror!

Coocumber 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:39

poor baby =( i wonder how the little guy got there =(

one2three 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 17:20

that's gross.

mstgirl 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 17:27

I just threw up in my mouth...

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:21

#33: I think this is a case of what Ghost Hunters calls "mind matrixing." You see/hear/otherwise sense something in an unexpected place, and instead of realizing the truth, your mind decides it's something else that makes more sense. The OP expected rubber, not a rat, so he/she saw rubber. Therefore, not necessarily fake.

paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:17

I can understand her seeing it out the corner of her eye and thinking 'oh, bit of rubber', but I cannot believe she touched it and looked closely at it and saw and felt rubber. Have you ever been close to a rat paw? Like I said, they have claws! And hair! And do not stretch! It's like pulling a human hand hanging out of a rubbish bin and saying 'oh it's a glove.' Sure, it looks like a glove at a glance, but when you touch it and get close? That's not a ******* glove.

wikifoo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:28

awesome! tell us what store so we don't shop there

intotheblue 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 19:04

Ewww... This is why I don't put clothes on those conveyor belts, or if I do, I wash them at least once before wearing them, because God knows what's been on those things. And wash my hands after shopping, mostly because money is so dirty ... but now I have another reason.

yep_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:08

haha - how could I have guessed this story came from someone in NJ ;-) I'm from the Midwest and have never been to Jersey, but isn't this what they're always teased about?? lol