Kids: Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach...

By unluckycounsellor - 30/06/2009 23:26 - Bermuda

Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

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By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By rowanjusmc - 26/10/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I got a concussion while teaching a kid how to be a safe and cautious swimmer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By Teach - 31/03/2015 07:40 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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Topguy 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:45

ewwww bad day...

TheChanel 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 9:52

see, this is why I'm just really not fond of kids... FYL

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cucuto89 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 14:23

Well, what are you going to do? you can either sit there crying about it for twenty minutes or get in the water and forget about it

Colby_Colbert 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:03

if i were that kid i would have then slid down your back & yelled "mud slide!!!!!"

AerBear 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:27

Hahahahahahahaha

snowbordnelephnt 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:13

you had explosive diarrhea on your back? did you call the bomb squad?

DankJemo 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:26

I would have thrown up all over the place... that is disgusting.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:45

Why would you carry a sick kid on your back? o_o wouldn't it be smarter to try to somewhat cradle him? :3 but FYL. /:

swooshq 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:02

how did you not feeel it on your back?

davidtheday 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:09

Have you guys met the Rhea sisters? Dia and Gonor.

sublime93 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:38

Rofl

cosmolatte 3

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:45

Lol

hey2121 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:21

To all those people who say first get a ******* life if u have to get on fml and say first u obviously have no life since that's how u feel good about yourself