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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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Janah_the_ENP 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:19

Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.

therealsuperman 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:35

he's just jealous because he can't grow one

Comments

FYLDUDEE 3

Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:48

Haa that's funny:o

FlashBurn 13

Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:58

That's actually awesome! It means you have a chance at a permanent job as a bearded lady at a freak show! Job security = awesome.

Perksofbeingawal 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:10

HAHAHAHA, Omg. First fml i've actually laughed at. :')

Selena_is_back 7

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:34

When I read the first sentence, I already thought this was stupid. Your life is not ****** up juts because he noticed your man mustache. Just wax it off! As simple as that.

Selena_is_back 7

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:38

When I read the first sentence, I already knew this was stupid. Your life is not ****** up just because he noticed your man mustache. Just wax it off! As simple as that.

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:48

Aww... who says romance is dead? [/sarcasm]

Kaban 2

Wednesday 5 January 2011 14:27

Well you should have waxed it, it's hygiene to do so. I'm a guy and I even shave my arm pits, altough at the place where I live not a lot of men do that. And yeah, kissing a girl with a moustache is just gross.