Love: Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed...

By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

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By Aus - 26/04/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML

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By ugly - 11/06/2012 12:01 - Australia

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 23:04

Aren't you classy?

justsayfuck 5

Wednesday 11 August 2010 23:27

This doesn't make sense at all. So you were talking about how you were so ashamed you kissed a stranger a few night ago and you were so drunk and blahblah and this friend didn't interrupt you? Didn't tell you it was actually him? Furthermore you cannot forget you kissed your friend, but remember he was ugly but still not recognizable as your friend. I don't get it, were you both still/again ******* drunk while having this conversation? It's the only way it makes sense.

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alexaluvee 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 0:55

YDI for being drunk at the moment YDI for not controlling what you did enough said.

lionqueen1400 16

Thursday 12 August 2010 0:59

Be lucky you only kissed him. A lot of people do a lot worse when they're drunk.

CRUZs_GURL1 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:25

Like gangbang lol  she should be glad that she didn't do that or she would probably want it

lifesokay255 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 1:11

You said he was unattractive and kissing him was shameful, and YOU'RE the one posting on here? YDI

xxxcroninxxx 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 1:13

1 more drink and you would have had a mouth full of your friend

fabio_ponce 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 1:16

I'd say fhl u called him ugly

Residence_fml 4

Thursday 12 August 2010 1:17

You didn't remember it being him but you did remember him being unatractive? Well somehow I could get that but still, ydi for getting so drunk you got youself ashamed.. twice in the end, you know that can happen when you drink too much. and I can't imagine being THAT drunk even feels good And for all the people calling her a *****, come on. She kissed a stranger (she thought), she didn't screw him. Or should we all go back to the turtle neck sweaters and long skirts! Because don't forget (especially skinny) jeans let the curves come out better, imagine that! So slutty, ugh Grow up people

sameoldstory 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 1:37

you must have had a lot to drink. poor guy though. what if he secretly likes you and was so happy that you kissed him and you told him that he was ugly? being drunk doesn't excuse you from anything by the way. i had two pretty girls trying to make out with me this saturday (no i'm not showing off here, i never get any girls and no girls ever make moves on me it was just a co-incidence), yet i was still able to say no to both of them, even though i was far from sober by then...and people say that it's guys who go around making out with any girl as long as she's "hot".