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Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML

By Jorgina226 / Wednesday 11 August 2010 16:33 / United States
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By  nerdsgetmehot  |  22

Having had extensive sewing experience, I know that it takes a lot of recklessness to achieve the task of sewing your fingers. I'm sorry, but you were most likely being pretty careless...Hopefully you've learned to be a bit more careful!

By  rob935  |  5

I agree with 3. I have done a lot of sewing in my life and have never managed to do anything so stupid. YDI for being retarded. And to think, you were the fastest sperm!

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By  nerdsgetmehot  |  22

Having had extensive sewing experience, I know that it takes a lot of recklessness to achieve the task of sewing your fingers. I'm sorry, but you were most likely being pretty careless...Hopefully you've learned to be a bit more careful!

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  BehindTheSun  |  2

Wait, I'm still wondering how the hell you sew up your finger. That obviously takes more than one stitch. Am I just being dense, or wouldn't it take an extreme idiot to sew their finger?

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  Raleigh_bruh  |  7

I ask because I remember seeing two different people with that same picture, and I couldn't remember if he was one. Ignorance, do you realize that you get hit on and called a bitch by some of the same people every day? I find that odd.

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  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

yeah, I had the anteater pic. I got rid of it when SOMEONE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS informed me that someone else had it first. Back to the discussion of sexy numbers/symbols/punctuation marks: the parantheses can also be used to moon people, in addition to ascii girls gone wild: ( )|( ) [edit: yeah, it doesn't look right. for some reason, the spaces keep disappearing, making this look like a midget's ass.]

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  nerdsgetmehot  |  22

#83 I like to think I'm an "intelligent woman who feeds on the souls of the weak" as well, but sadly I think I'm too nice for that. I start feeding on their souls and then feel really bad about it.

By  rob935  |  5

I agree with 3. I have done a lot of sewing in my life and have never managed to do anything so stupid. YDI for being retarded. And to think, you were the fastest sperm!

By  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

YDI for having had such a ridiculous fear. YDI for being a klutz. YDI for not proofreading before submitting, causing your FML to say "I decided to sew up and old bag".

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  lalagirl912  |  0

:o did you know that all your fingures grow a little tiny thumb in your late 30s! it looks like a tiny little lump on your fingures.. but if you look closely it's a thumb! P.S not everybody gets one but if you do TAkE CARE OF IT it needs it's nails cliped , hair trimmed, talked to, friends, fun, food, water, and lots of mini thumb exercising! it's just like a pet/human

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