Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the...

By HateTheBus - 18/03/2019 02:00

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By rocks_hurt - 16/08/2018 13:00

Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML

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By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 18 March 2019 2:55

Well the bus did stop. Just as you wanted it to.

yeongji 31

Tuesday 19 March 2019 4:36

It almost happened to me once before, but I was sitting on the inside seat and there was a barricade in front of me. A senior on the same bus was not so lucky though. He was in a seat that had nothing in front of him. He fell off the seat and onto the floor.

Comments

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 18 March 2019 2:55

Well the bus did stop. Just as you wanted it to.

bigdaddyeric 35

Monday 18 March 2019 7:24

Hilarious!!!! Wish I had been there to see it !!!

fde2blknimout 18

Monday 18 March 2019 8:38

I guess its true that people who have to ride the bus don’t have enough common sense to know to hold on to something while standing in a moving bus. Jk

yeongji 31

Tuesday 19 March 2019 4:36

xxWTFxx1981 23

Tuesday 19 March 2019 7:14

Sorry to hear divorce is hard on anyone but to top it off you just lost a major support system you will need during cancer treatment. I hope you have a strong family and friends structure to help during this time of need..