Miscellaneous: Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a...

By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By Zorah - 31/08/2023 04:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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tweets 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

awwww shes a douchebag. she's NOT a friend

firefox42 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

She's a friend, it's what we do... Sucks, but you'll have to get her back =)

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Fire_Ice_Aiken 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:38

What a bitch. I'd be pissed too. Ten minutes of laughing is barely tolerable, but HALF AN HOUR. God.

lifebarelyeffed 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:47

That's so mean. Bitch. you should get her back

brendons 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:52

ha you must have turned into a prune O_o

Aethren 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:58

Pics or it didn't happen

trucanadian 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:01

Couldn't you have just looked for it on the ocean floor?

fmlbaby_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:10

#34 - I think the least of her worries was trying to figure out how to snap a pic for proof... she was probably more concerned with the fact that she was BAREASSED in the water at a crowded beach!

digapygmy 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:19

Wow... Your friend is a bitch...

thinkpink 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:23

#36 I think #34 was trying to get at the point that he wants to see her with no swimsuit bottoms on. A lot of creepy guys on this website try to say PUT PICS UP or it didn't happen in order to try and get naked pictures of girls. They are not original in saying this. And probably all 16 years old.

jpest17 5

Monday 25 October 2010 6:20

well we are all horn dog on the inside...

Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:25

sucks, u shud have looked for a starfish well like 2 and used them to make a new bikini.. beware of their teeth tho...

mehwhateverr 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:29

your friend is a bitch. there is a limit on pranks like that. i mean, if she had laughed for a minute or two, fine. but thirty minutes? cut her loose.