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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By Zorah - 31/08/2023 04:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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tweets 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

awwww shes a douchebag. she's NOT a friend

firefox42 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:41

She's a friend, it's what we do... Sucks, but you'll have to get her back =)

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thinkpink 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:44

#51 WTF is a meme.... I even tried to find it on urbandictionary. And sorry not all of us are antisocial losers who sit on the internet all day. Either way... this "meme" thing, is NOT original, and is not funny. Why bother saying it when the person isn't going to put the pictures up, even if they had them. It's a waste of internet space to write something retarded like that. And it is being perverted.

Firebeat 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:28

Lulz it's not a meme, it's what guys on 4chan say. And if you don't know what 4chan is, it's like the creepyiest fraternity ever times that Japanese **** your brother watches times the KKK, all on one website. No joke.

Chaos_Faction 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:17

some kind of friend you have... soz if this is a bit harsh

6119 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 7:22

you should fake pneumonia

Tikal_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 11:40

Some friend... /hug

Thow_it_up 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:02

You totally deserved this. If a wave knocks your bottoms off, perhaps you need to go back to preschool and learn how to tie a knot.

nintendofan 1

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:19

wow, your 'friend' sure is a bitch. tough luck

Superman8_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:23

all the people who said that the OP's friend is messed up or isn't a friend probably have no real friends and have zero fun in their lives. friends DO do this kind of stuff, it's all good fun. stop being sacks of douche :)

dcapp 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:47

ohhh thats harsh girls are bitchesss (i am a girl so no one freak out at me)

rpsls 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 8:03

Seriously, by this point I would have just walked out and flaunted it to those ass holes. I mean, what else could you do!?

Minstrels 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 9:04

I've always been curious how bikini bottoms fall off. Unless you're stupid and can't tie a knot, but get the string-tie ones, it'd be pretty hard. Maybe it's time to invest in an idiot-proof one? ;] And if you're not, just laugh it off. ;] Have fun getting even.