YDI for riding the bus No one likes a fatty you stupid pain in the ass butt humping ninnyhammer

Training bus? don't they have virtual reality for that? what a waste of diesel

YDI FOR NOT WEARING LONGER PANTS. IF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST WORN LONG JEANS IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN NEARLY AS BAD. j/k...FYL and ILY >_>

You get scared by a bus you were chasing? YDI

Sounds like their training is going as planned.

wow this is probably the only FML that's real.

lmfao. this has to be most amazing thing i've read on here. good job.

Um, I hate to ask, but are you duzi from the adultswim forums?

Loss of control over the bowels, though rare according to some, is thought to be a valid concern[39] and is reported to be caused by repeated injury, or by the insertion of large objects,[40] or simply by regular anal sex, which "leads to internal sphincter dilation and soiling."[41] A 1993 study published in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine found that fourteen out of a sample of forty men receiving anal intercourse experienced episodes of frequent anal incontinence.[42] However, a 1997 study published in the American Journal of Gastroenterology found no difference in levels of incontinence between homosexual men who engaged in anal sex and heterosexual men who did not, and criticised the earlier study for its inclusion of flatulence in its definition of incontinence.[43] Dr. Jack Morin recommended kegel exercises to prevent loss of muscle tone from anal fisting or insertion of large objects in a presentation of clinical aspects of anal sexuality, delivered at the 1998 joint conference of the Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality and the American Association of Sex Educators. He added, however, that he had never personally observed "loosening" in any of his patients[44].

I'm sure you could have regained your composure, avoiding the fall, if you had shoe hands. Just saying >.>