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By bigryngf - / Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:12 / United States
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By  marz88  |  0

That's how the FMLs are written.... doesn't mean that he is currently sitting outside in the rain right now. He is probably describing the situation when it happened. THINK!

By  ForestFire0  |  1

Didn't you notice your roommate had moved out with all his stuff three days ago? And why is your landlord so uncompromising? He just made you move all your stuff out? Is your place in terrible condition or something? This is definitely a YDI.

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By  Andiit  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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No, if he was in this situation, he wouldn't just up and leave to go post it on fmylife.com. It's far more likely that this happened a while ago, and the OP only posted it today, but of course you MUST for some reason start all FMLs with the word "Today"

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  sofad15  |  0

Landlord cannot just evict you, even if the lease ends. He/she will need to go through a court procedure to have you thrown out. So you could've stayed. Buy, YDI indeed for not knowing your lease terms.

By  marz88  |  0

That's how the FMLs are written.... doesn't mean that he is currently sitting outside in the rain right now. He is probably describing the situation when it happened. THINK!

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  philly8608  |  0

The problem is that the OP says "I am NOW standing..." (emphasis mine). You typically don't say now when you meant a few hours ago. However, common sense would suggest that the OP is just exaggerating about that or possibly using his/her phone.

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  anniebananie  |  3

Well, all FMLs have to start with "today," even if they didn't happen that day. It's not too much of a stretch to change the tense of the FML to *right now* even if it happened a while ago.

By  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Well, FYL for that happening, but YDI, also... that's why you don't rely 100% on other people. C'mon, step up a little... Keep an eye on that stuff... Though, FYL more than anything for douchey room mate.

By  ForestFire0  |  1

Didn't you notice your roommate had moved out with all his stuff three days ago? And why is your landlord so uncompromising? He just made you move all your stuff out? Is your place in terrible condition or something? This is definitely a YDI.

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  bloodthorn  |  4

#13 YDI for not thinking the roommate removed their stuff earlier. stupid idiot. you're almost as horrible as the OP. i hope you choke on a cow cock and die

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  ForestFire0  |  1

hey #17, only you suck bull cock, that's not normal, no matter what that farmer says. Also, I think there's a pretty good chance that the roommate didn't move out yet, otherwise the OP would have been tipped off to that fact that something was happening. Yeah, he might be a dumb ass who isn't bothered by half the furniture being gone. But maybe the roommate hasn't moved either or the OP owned most of the furniture and didn't even notice the roommate's toaster was gone. Instead of being a a douche to random people on the internet because you're a cowardly prick in the real world, why don't you work on getting the other half of your brain, since you're clearly missing at least that much.

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  Maddoctor  |  10

You know bloodthorn, I can't really deserve it if I'm not the one telling the FML. And I'm thinking if that's the way you talk to girls then a lot of them probably don't like you. And I was going for sarcastic humor to be honest, douchebag.

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