By Mr. Sensitive Nips - 17/03/2011 22:38 - United States

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Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
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holymolybro 0

"Sweety...can we..um..go in this alley for a sec.."

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chlorinegreen 27

tell her to stand in front of you?

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portablecupid 3

On the brightside, you now have something new to try in bed when you get home.

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matt1990 0

want that erect thing to go uhh, un-erect? think about dead babies. works for me everytime my mom tickels my earlobes. that ***** darn near orgasmic for me.. hope this helps :D

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vsx2000goton 0

Dead babies just get me in the mood even more.

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ilaleahcim 6

Did no one else notice that he said when his mom tickles his earlobes..?

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portablecupid 3

@174 - did you not read the "in public" bit?

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chocchipcookies 0

omg #12 is one of those girls that puuutts moooree thaaan 3 ooof eeeaaach leeetter. Agreed, she probs doesn't know what an erection is :l

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momma_jess20 0

well thats what you get for having a penis

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dansco 24

You kinky sod! Drag her somewhere quiet and get rid of it! ;)

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joshswensoon15 0

what a fool.

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miki1 0

well someone seems to be a masochist

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