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By TextLoser - 05/08/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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Chfanfiction 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:03

It's what you get for snooping. EDIT: What's more annoying: someone going "First!" or someone yelling out whatever number they got?

someone2love 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:07

You're pathetic. Next time a simple "HI" will do!

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generalsmith2 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:43

you just had to get the word "first" in there didn't you?

ultraslick 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:51

that is the stupidist way ever to see if he was single.

_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:55

Creep.

AndrewPsycho 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:58

Well you coulda asked the dude. We answer those questions. And also- yeah thats a creeper move...

MrKrypt 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:10

I'm confused as to why you thought that the gender of the person whom he was texting would tell you if he was single or not.

rufio00 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:13

I agree with with #26. Single or not single, there comes a time when we all text people about things that DO NOT indicate our availability.

Paige_Nicole10 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:35

hes right, invasion of privacy. if someone did that to me i would of hit them

fxdxhk90 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:35

New Yorkers are awesome. This is an epic win. And you may wanna listen to his advice, eavesdropping is never cool.

ashleymarie37 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:36

that's awesome! hahaha. kudos to the guy.

littlegolferboy 4

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:38

You're supposed to use your peripherals! Did The 40 Year Old Virgin teach you nothing?

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