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By TextLoser - 05/08/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 13:58 - United States

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Rosie - 28/07/2018 05:00

Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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Chfanfiction 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:03

It's what you get for snooping. EDIT: What's more annoying: someone going "First!" or someone yelling out whatever number they got?

someone2love 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:07

You're pathetic. Next time a simple "HI" will do!

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waterynuggets 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 8:26

YDI idiot.

fucklifeee 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 10:07

Hm, if I were you, I'd take the guys advice and, "Stop being a creeper." YDI for being nosey.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:56

Mind your manners, bitch. And seriously? You don't even know the guy. "Oh, he looks hot. I should definitely go out with him." - what the hell. I can't believe how accepted this kind of mentality is these days. How about try talking instead of spying?

madame_malfoy 4

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:37

...so if he's texting a girl he's DEFINITELY taken and if he's texting a guy he's DEFINITELY single...******* stellar logic...no really...it is...

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:47

Ah, good point on that too, lol

jollyjam 0

Friday 7 August 2009 14:39

she wouldn't have know if he was texting a girl or a guy if it was just friendly, "how ya doing?" type message. obviously when she said said that she wanted to know if she was texting a girl she meant romantically...

toosoonbreh 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:32

#99 ftwwwwwwwwww. :)

spillproof 0

Friday 7 August 2009 6:18

JUST FRIGGIN ASK US!!!!!! Girls and there creeper ways.

TerraofDarkness 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:50

YDI. You're a disgrace to intelligent people and our fellow New Yorkers. Why on EARTH would you assume that he's single if he's texting a guy and taken if he's texting a girl? Are guys not allowed to just have friends that are girls anymore? And vice versa for girls? Suppose he's gay?

nikkiadiel 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:02

This was FOR SURE on MLIA. Just saying...

gOtTaLuVbOyZ 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:39

i feel bad 4 u i know a lot of grlz that have done that but NEVER has the guys told them they were a creepur!!!! =( ttly an FML

Egghaus 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:20

I would have been really proud of myself if a girl was trying to check what I was typing. Would have probably typed, "I'm single btw" in the text message.