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By WTF - 26/10/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML

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By this guy - 21/11/2013 05:27 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 02:00

Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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That's the rule

By whatdidido - 06/05/2019 18:05 - United States - Conover

Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML

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By Aintnosunshine - 31/12/2008 03:48 - France

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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You snooze, you lose

By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 22:00

Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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Fortuitous 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 0:12

When she saw you, her face went zoosk, and then she realized you weren't a match, saw no hope for harmony, and found out you had no brain chemistry.

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 October 2010 0:08

I feel for you. I got rejected with those exact same words, except she was a ***** and I had already paid upfront for our "date."

Comments

Not_Ever_Telling 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 0:31

Oh, the irony.

C6Racer 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:10

Finally, somebody who actually used that word correctly.

krzybrina123 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 0:51

you must be ugly lol

barbie45_fml 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:24

yea&u mus b 2, since u have no pic =)

anon80214 15

Wednesday 27 October 2010 1:28

Awh, sorry OP. That sucks.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 1:36

True that. She might just be looking to be friends before she dates someone...Sometimes it's best to take it slow.

angels21 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 1:41

gigilvrs6 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 1:44

Face it. "She's just not that into you" fafp

driftability 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 1:54

Awh. Did you get your feelings hurt?.

deformedsurf 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 1:54

You should learn to Photoshop.

biskitbukit 7

Wednesday 27 October 2010 2:00

ouch.

Air_Force001 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 2:07

those aren't real

1221jamw 11

Wednesday 27 October 2010 2:41

Nice watermelons. They look like they taste good.

1221jamw 11

Wednesday 27 October 2010 2:37

You pathetic cow. Nobody loves you, you ugly gorilla. Oh and I hate anti-flood

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