Miscellaneous: Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk....

By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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By DWIcop - 03/04/2019 00:00

Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 5 September 2011 8:50

I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 5 September 2011 8:51

Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.

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ChubEchaser 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:12

I call BS. Not only are DUI intervention officers highly trained, the intoxilyzer operators and correction staff are experienced in alcohol and impairment detection. No Officer would expose himself to people who could recognize his impairment.

gress269 4

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:28

nice job, you should take em to court

Honda288 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:42

Regardless of the spelling, that's ****** up!

evildemonchild 18

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:53

All I can say is "Drive Sober or Get pulled over" :D report him or something? Idk

rushalto 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:50

"I'm not as think as u drunk I am!" lmao tell that to the cop

onthedouble85 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:50

Pshh idiot you think you're gonna get sympathy when you could have killed someone?? Idiot...

Dead_Bunny213 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:01

this has to be one of my favorie fml's. have ever read lol

pottymouthpanda 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:12

oh da Irony

burned313 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:12

Something tells me he was sober and you were just soooo drunk that you thought he was drunk too.

mickey3 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:21

Haha nice

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