Miscellaneous: Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk....

By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By SCdriver - 16/07/2012 06:04 - United States - Lexington

Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML

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By DWIcop - 03/04/2019 00:00

Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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Monday 5 September 2011 8:50

I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 5 September 2011 8:51

Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.

Comments

river93 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:52

Okay, just to straighten this out, DWI is Driving While Intoxicated. This is strictly for those who are under the influence of alcohol. DUI is Driving Under the Influence. This can include alcohol, drugs, or both.

outsidetheblocks 3

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:03

Drunk officer pulling over drunk driver.... Seems legit

kendrakay2000 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:25

Doubt it. I think this person is a liar.

diezel818 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 2:29

Driving While Intoxicated.

kwoodward29 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:35

A DWI is a DUI for a minor under the influence or if you were intoxicated under the legal limit. Before you start dogging cops get your facts straight.