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By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another, and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walks in. After a long, awkward pause, she says "I like your socks" and walks out. She is a teacher at my highschool. I have to see her everyday. FML

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By MsSmellyFeet - 16/11/2022 04:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By GetHardOrGoHome - 31/03/2012 04:22 - United States - Chardon

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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common_boy 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:04

wow that sucks, i have the same problem in a way.. hooked up with my teacher's daughter at the movies when she was there apparently...

Anonymus101 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:05

That is just jacked up, that has to be on awkward class, well it could be worse, she could be teaching health and Sex education.

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jennaleighhh 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 13:57

haha, kindof digging her answer.

Cheyyyy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:32

Why the hell are you having sex when you're in highschool?!?!! That's freakin' sick!

babylonsburning 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 16:18

If your boyfriend's name is John and his mother is your french teacher..

perfectprpl 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:33

what can you do? socks are awkward. its always the socks.

Rachelxoxx3 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:39

Look it could have been way worse... Dude I think you got off the hook pretty lucky, you'll get over the akwardness a lot faster then you think. Parents know it happens. =]

Root123 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:16

I bet they were tosies. Tosies are awesome.

Nanospeed 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:26

#63 shuddup ill bet ur one of those religious idiots who shove there bibles down ppl's throats. let us rational ppl have sex and dont disturb us! lol ~athiestpride~

youre_gayyy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 22:57

#23 & #64 - lol. #50 - I agree, do this. #68 - I'm 17 and I agree with him. I am also an athiest. Thinking it's wrong to have sex when you're so young doesn't make you a "religious idiot." And even if he is religious, let him believe whatever he wants.

h0n3ylici0us_ 0

Monday 23 March 2009 0:48

shaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeee

podrummer9209 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:59

What's wrong with socks during sex? Thigh highs are probably the hottest things ever. Kudos for finding a significant other with a cool mom, it's awesome when they don't care =P