Love: Today, I was on a college tour. I knew that it was the college... - FML

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By snowcat499 - 15/01/2016 18:22 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was on a college tour. I knew that it was the college my ex and the girl that stole him from me went to but thought nothing of it because the school was big enough that I wouldn't see them. When our tour guides showed up I realized mine was the girl that stole my ex from me. FML

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