Geek: Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen...

By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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Neat

By ohhi_itsme123 - 16/12/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML

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Parenting fail

By Anonymous - 21/01/2020 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I left the living room for 3 minutes to make a coffee. When I went back, my 4-year old had found a permanent marker, God knows where, since I don't own a permanent marker. She'd then drawn on her face, the carpet, wall, sofa, both dogs and as an added bonus the TV screen. FML

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By strokingitasitype - 07/04/2012 19:12 - Canada - Gander

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

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By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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Disgusting

By SnotScrubber - 05/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML

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By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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By argh - 20/03/2012 08:16 - United States - Houston

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

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YaLubluTebya 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:54

wow who would draw on their computer

lostfaithinpppl 19

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:55

How's this not 100% YDI??????

Comments

shake081 0

Monday 13 December 2010 0:32

are you retarded?

JtownDude 0

Monday 13 December 2010 0:32

atleast u dint draw a penis on your screen

llamaguru 9

Monday 13 December 2010 0:37

facepalm.. -_-

CherryBom1 0

Monday 13 December 2010 0:40

if you put a little rubbing alcohol or perfume on a tissue you can get it off

bekah22587 0

Monday 13 December 2010 0:40

YOU ARE A ******* RETARD!!!! Please do the would a favor and DO NOT REPRODUCE!!!! You totally deserve it.

tpike1296 11

Monday 13 December 2010 3:48

"do the would a favor"? PLEASE don't reproduce, just for that horrible **** up!

KiM1314 0

Monday 13 December 2010 0:40

...and THIS is why you use a dry erase marker if you want to be a dumbass and attempt this.

romapenn 1

Monday 13 December 2010 0:40

Try a Mr Clean Magic Eraser (or whatever). My son took a ball point pen to our plasma tv, and the eraser took it right off.

candiejane6 0

Monday 13 December 2010 0:41

try an alchol swab, they're good for removing ink, might work

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 13 December 2010 0:44

ya know, since everyone here has a solution to fixing your screen... i would try bleach. take a 500-milliliter bottle, fill it up, and then drink it. it'll get rid of your screen problem in a jiffy. in fact, you won't even care. |the kid|