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By Jenna - 30/06/2011 00:04 - United States

Today, I was making pudding and accidentally spilt some on the floor. I had no idea until I slipped in it, throwing the bowl of pudding on my head. My mom promised to take me to the hospital as soon as she got a picture. FML

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By No good deed... - 29/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mom, who is severely disabled and can barely walk. She suddenly slipped on a puddle of water, so I instinctively grappled her from behind to save her. It took me a moment to realize my hands were accidentally cupping her breasts. She then slipped again and took both of us down. FML

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By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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WolfKing501 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

why is she taking you to the hospital?

iamEricCartmen 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:27

lucky it wasn't shit

Comments

dbt88 15

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:28

I probably would've done the same thing... I mean, almost everybody laughs when someone falls and the pudding makes it even better. I don't consider it bad parenting unless it was an emergency, but seeing as how you only slipped, I am guessing it probably wasn't one.

ribbyc80 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:51

last time I was covered in pudding I had to go to jail instead of the hospital, ur lucky. what an awkward explanation THAT was!!! seems like the school was pissed!

mejiiaa 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:59

haha can I see the picture ?

Meloblood 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:08

haha this is why I visit fml

KickItHigh 32

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:12

Did she post it on Facebook?

momo1972 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 10:52

hey pictures speak a thousand words...I would love to read those words

BrittanyPernell6 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 11:04

hey learn to laugh at n with yourself who cares what people think if u can't laugh at yourself everyone else sure as the hell will ao live n let lose eh?:)

xlostwithoutu 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 11:41

Learn to spell. And I don't think the point of the FML was that she couldn't laugh at herself but it was because she was in pain. I see your comments everywhere. You're an idiot.

IndiRae 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 17:48

I see your comments everywhere too. You're a bitch.

Penn2894 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 13:01

I love this so much because it's seriously something I would do. A couple months ago I accidentally stabbed myself with a small knife while trying to cut up a potato and the first thing I did was take a picture before I went to look for help.

LizzJizz 16

Thursday 30 June 2011 13:28

Maybe it was a really heavy glass bowl that hit her head...o_o or when she slipped maybe she hit her head on the counter...or hard floor? Then the bowl came crashing down on top of her head D: ...my cousin slipped once while taking his fork to the sink & when he fell the fork went through his head..almost hit his temple & coulda killed him..