Intimacy: Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 02:48 - United States - Gainesboro

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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By jokersgirl - 21/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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Narcissism

By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

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sarkaar 30

Saturday 25 October 2014 19:18

The only reason I suppose for him to react like that was if you said his full name and if said full name was "Ben Dover".

odod777 28

Saturday 25 October 2014 19:17

Maybe you said a wrong name or pronounced it wrong..

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chidexy 21

Saturday 25 October 2014 20:34

I moderated this

DylanWithAy 1

Saturday 25 October 2014 20:39

He thought op said his name because she wanted him to do something or to tell him something. So he went "Yes. You need something?"

sayyestothedress 24

Saturday 25 October 2014 21:50

#32 that's how I read it too!

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:30

I'm reading that quote with followers' voices from Skyrim o.o

tehface 5

Saturday 25 October 2014 21:19

This happened when I lost my v-card. I said his name cause I thought it would be sexy. He stopped and was like "what?!"

demonfacee 14

Saturday 25 October 2014 22:31

Wow, nice way to ruin the moment.

avengers1214 18

Saturday 25 October 2014 22:43

It was the heat of the moment.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 25 October 2014 23:34

Enunciate...maybe add an oh in front of it

PinkasaurusRex 25

Sunday 26 October 2014 4:48

It was probably just hard to hear over all the other noises or he was just really focused. I do the same in a way. My boyfriend will whisper things so softly that I have no clue what he's saying.