By britchick95 - 10/10/2012 20:03 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I was loudly bitched out by someone for speaking in a fake British accent, to make myself "sound sophisticated". I moved here two years ago from London. FML
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skittlestrailmix 14

Wow... If i was you I would have bitched right back at her in my "fake" accent.

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DocBastard 38

You should sling some good British jargon at the bloody rube. That would make him feel like the dumbass he clearly is.

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MrFuckingFrazier 3

That bloody dick queen! You should've **** punted her or kicked that bloody wanker right in his Crown Jewels.

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Tidus0 17

Go all British bulldog on that person tag tackle wham bam shazam thank you ma'am fake accent much bi**h go to London and tell everyone they have a fake accent and see how long you last. I love meeting people with different accents. You can then ask about their home land

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neurodoc 1

Tell the bloke to take a piss and shove it up his arse, whot aye bloody bugga! Or you can tell him (in Texan accayennt) a "ya'll can take that handy Mandy gaaddaymned bull shit attitude and shove it up your heiny" And run for cover before you get lead poisoning. UK doesn't have a second amendment but US does. :P

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neurodoc 1

#99 - Ooh.. Someone gets it.. At last Chill bro. This is exactly how the OP must have felt when the ignorant dude made fun of her "fake" London accent. ;)

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bassplayr92 4

At least he called Brits sophisticated?... Lol

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Kar98 6

LOL, I had the same thing happen to me for "faking" a German accent to score chicks.

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inaka6k 1

So sorry this happened to you. Please know that all Americans are not that ignorant.

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