Love: Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock...

By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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Caught in 4K

By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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Break in

By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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Like a dog

By Jick - 26/02/2023 14:00

Today, I was outside when I was suddenly overcome by an intense need to shit. The back door was locked, so I tried to run to the front, but couldn't make it. As I squatted in the bushes, my girlfriend came home unexpectedly. She screamed and called me a sick, disgusting freak. FML

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ahabsfan 14

Friday 28 November 2014 21:35

Could have been worse. She could have been feeding it to a secret lover.

zalittleman 11

Friday 28 November 2014 21:35

She didnt share? How rude!

Comments

Ditagein 14

Friday 28 November 2014 23:12

*thats so raven* "Ya nastteeeey"

Witchylady 17

Friday 28 November 2014 23:36

Well I guess that romance is now over. Cause each time you go to kiss her an image of her eating her snot will come oozing through. Yuck.

skepijohnson 11

Saturday 29 November 2014 0:12

Is she a gold digger?

Fas4wd 13

Saturday 29 November 2014 0:18

Should've gone in and snogged her after

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 November 2014 0:40

Protein assistance...

RA91 26

Saturday 29 November 2014 0:54

Lol, this is one of those things you wish you could un-see!! Lol

aliciavanham 13

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:03

Is she that picky?

xcllla_ 27

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:22

I bet she swallows as well.

appygirlify 17

Saturday 29 November 2014 3:04

hey it could be worse I read booger as boner.

wickedalwayswins 7

Saturday 29 November 2014 3:10

Better to be digging for gold than to be a gold digger.

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