By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
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ahabsfan 14

Could have been worse. She could have been feeding it to a secret lover.

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nitrog100 21

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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bigharp2005 3

don't try to be all high and mighty. you know you do it too!

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lolcat97 28

Always remember you've kissed her mouth filled with chewed up boogers and lord only knows what else.

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hobojo69 23

Well I'd probably hold off on the kisses till she brushes her teeth

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ladybugz23 13

ew! gross so don't kiss her for while but should of take ph video her to show her and tell her the reason why don't want to kiss or make out because of that.

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mosquito19 14

my **** just turned into a Frightened-Turtle just from reading this.

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picturescrazy 24

I'm upfront with everyone about eating my boogers to avoid situations like this

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