By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 18:33 - United States
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No, I wasn't forcing the cough; I've got bronchitis, I just get coughing fits that last for a while and can't control them.
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go do some pushups, fatty.
Damn! Beat me to it.
old meme is old
MissRachieee
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Explain the situation to your teacher.
he's got a "situation"
Teacher Reply: "Oh okay. Wait I don't care!" I've seen alot of FML's pertaining to ignorant teachers. haha.
sallen0046
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So you're too lazy to find a cough suppressant that doesn't make you drowsy? Ever heard of cough drops?
cough suppresant + 5 hour energy?
Were you also absent the day they taught everyone the plural of "absence"? I'll give you a hint, it's not "absents".
wwerulez14
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Lol grammar fail! If this is your english class that you're about to lose credit for, maybe you should just save yourself the regular failure and skip the next day. The teacher will read one of your mistakes similar to this one, and after a quick facepalm, they'll give you a fail and kick you out.
I'm guessing Op fell asleep on that day probably with something pertaining to a cough. or flem. or hemmroids.
I think you missed the point. I'm guessing at the OP's school an "absent" is when you miss a class. Therefore, if you have three "Absents", you've missed class three times. (ie. the OP is not using the word 'absent' in regards to its normal definition, but it is actually the name of a specific mark against his/her name). eg: Billy Jones 1/04/2010 - Absent 5/07/2010 - Absent 23/09/2010 - Absent = three "Absent"s.
oh, what a horrible teacher. fyl indeed.
20waffleater10
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so YDI for being tired, for needing sleep! for coughing, for not being able to control your coughs, I can so you should be able too, for going to school(you should know everything so why do you need an education)
Tankman07
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ydi. it's your own fault you didn't let your teacher know.
BallinJ
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dumb ass
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Tomorrow, you'll get kicked out for drug possession. Three strikes and yooooooooouuuuu'rreee OUT!
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