By Where is the faith in Humanity - 07/11/2013 23:08 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML
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RpiesSPIES 27

Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.

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FMLJFL 5

What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!

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qassaq 14

Seems like your neighbours you've never met before are quite familiar with your personal life, which they think does not exist.. I would be creeped out.

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zandalee 19

I could never live with such thin walls. No really I couldn't. My neighbors would murder me as soon as they heard me sing in the shower!

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AviKerensky 17

Time to go say hello!

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notonthatday 2

who needs humans? snakes are much cooler! :D

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FML_TJ 21

Sounds like a friendly invitation to me!

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worldclassrager 39

Eavesdropping creeps...they're neighbors not really the best friends you can have...

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xXLamplighterXx 9

Guys...I found the next heir of Slytherin....

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Harry Potter is doing it tough nowadays.

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amykins11 6

That's why I hate apartments...people have no business listening to your private life... Besides everyone is different with pets than humans... I never baby talked my kids but I do my turtle and I sing to him... I'm sure people think I'm weird too, but whatever you have a sweet soft scaly baby so **** them

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SuperMew 22

I was trying to figure out what firend would be, and decided it likely involves tabasco, drugs, and a lot of cheap hookers.

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lovereneeee 11

It really sucks that your walls are THAT thin

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