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FML - The follow-up

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

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Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.
By cricketsins - / Friday 8 November 2013 03:33 / United States - Smyrna
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  subwaysurfers  |  13

Imagine when the other shoppers called someone to break up the fight. "You're gonna have to call security. There's a woman beating the shit out of a man with a block of cheese. Please help him before it's too late."

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  mercifulbane  |  3

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  AntiPrude  |  26

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  Whytetrash  |  21

It actually frustrates me that people think this is hilarious, but I bet if it was a guy assaulting a girl with a block of cheese it would be abominable. Abuse is not okay, ever

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  shawnasays  |  6

i wouldn't call that abuse, exactly. i taped my ex boyfriend together once. well enough that i had to UNtape him as well. and that was all in good fun. maybe they have a silly relationship...

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  WTF_BRAIN  |  11

She was hitting him with CHEESE. I don't think it was very ferocious. It sounds like they were just goofing around, and I don't think we should take "beating the shit out of" too literally. I hope you can see the difference between play fighting with cheese and abuse.

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  withered  |  23

#186 Depends on the situation. My partner does that to me. He picks random item we will buy and gently slaps me saying "cheese/ham slap!". It doesn't hurt and I know it's a joke and/or to annoy me.

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  Naketatan  |  4

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  Naketatan  |  4

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  Welshite  |  39

#62: If someone tries to steal a child, you'd better believe that I would defend the young ones. What parent leaves their young children unattended at a park? Answer: no one. If I feel like my child is threatened or if someone else's child is in danger, you'd better believe I'd step up. There are stories everywhere of parents taking the initiative and saving children from potential child abusers. Sometimes calling the police means help arrives too late. It would stay with me for the rest of my life if I stood back and called police rather than engaging the person trying to steal a child and assessing the situation. Most children can recognize family, so it's easy to determine if the child belongs with the adult. If I have doubts, I will call and wait for the police until that person makes a move. It's called being a responsible citizen. See, I can write books too.

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  Lemurcat  |  12

#62: You said, at the beginning of your last paragraph that self defense and defending others is the only reason to hurt another person. And yet you go on and argue not to defend children because we don't know if said potential kidnapper is their parent or not? I am thoroughly confused. Because I've seen every type of child's reaction (I was a baby sitter) when they are with someone they know and trust and they just don't want to leave the park. They act defiant and moody and sometimes they yell, but it's a defiant and sometimes angry yell. When a child is being grabbed by a stranger and being either carried or dragged away, they show fear. And who the hell wouldn't? Children are expressive and it's easy to tell if they're being brats or crying for help. And police? Honey, if someone is in the middle or mugging a person or kidnapping a child, I'm not going to wait for the police, who won't get there until everything is said and done. Yeah there are laws, but not everyone follows them. And sometimes when someone breaks laws to hurt other people, you need to do what you can to stop them. It's called being a good person. Also, what if some kid is being bullied? The police won't rush over just because Billy pushed Jack to the ground and called him a "pussy" Do we just turn a blind eye because the police aren't coming? Yeah, if you see someone breaking the law and/or hurting someone, take note of what they look like, remember their liscense plate, the car/motorcycle they were driving and report it to the police so they can find the douchebag. But while that asshole is robbing the cashier, you need to step up and hit that fucker over the head with the heaviest thing you can find. Because the cops only show up on time in children's TV shows.

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  Lemurcat  |  12

I only matched the Harry Potter books? Darn, I was aiming for matching the length of the entire encyclopedia (let me know if I spelled that wrong) from book A-B to Y-Z.

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  Naketatan  |  4

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  emirie  |  21

Welshite- the difference between your book and naketatans book is I can follow what you're saying, but his is nonsense. Naketatan- are there cliff notes to your ranting?

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going back on topic of the original comment made.. I need more information before I say YDI was they playing around and she was "beating" him with some cheese and others took it too seriously? or was she actually beating him with it and others stepped in... my bf and I play around like that in public (never with the products though) and we both act like we arent seriously hurting each other when we know we arent.

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  FML_TJ  |  21

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