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By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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randiZ25 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:20

I had a teacher like that except he threw stress balls at our heads...

Doortje 29

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:21

Ouch. What an ass. Sure, you should've paid attention, but there are other, harmless ways your teacher could've used. FYL.

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BikeAllDay818 6

Thursday 10 February 2011 11:04

I would have sewed him, but only if he was one of those asshole teachers

Krulin 8

Saturday 12 February 2011 13:22

A perfect example of why more teachers should be making sure their students pay attention. God forbid you actually learn something while sitting in one spot for eight hours straight.

DerGeist_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:04

nice guy haha

anime4everpink 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:20

The Teacher's just giving information. You don't have to listen. She had no right to do that.

grdianknight 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:26

Good shot teach, bet you were paying attention afterthatMaybe if more people we wouldn't see sew when they mean sue.

Arschloch04 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 18:09

One of my teachers back in high school had a syringe filled with water and sprayed it at people misbehaving. She'd even spray the window on her door if people put their faces on it from the outside. And it sounds like your teacher got your attention.

k9obsessed 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 19:39

For the record, guys, the OP never stated he or she wasn't paying attention to begin with. Maybe they were taking notes and the teacher's just a dick.

dubsweets 0

Friday 11 February 2011 3:28

that's assault, and he can be arrested, fired, and jailed for that!

vashthestampede 0

Friday 11 February 2011 5:42

why do you even HAVE a metal pencil case?

lycan004 1

Friday 11 February 2011 16:17

Win for teacher!

sparxva 12

Friday 11 February 2011 20:01

Learn to duck.

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