By luckygirl - 14/12/2009 09:05 - United States

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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Indiana_fml 4

At least that's a line which will never be overused.

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SSC_fml 0

Hey, it's original, props to the person who said it :)

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grrrarrrg2 2

Do you suffer from some form of mild retardation? Yea it's a shitty pickup line. (sorry for the pun) But it is by no means an FML. If anything it's something to laugh about.

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bsias4ever 0

mild retardation..rofl...says the guy with the name "grrrarrrg2"

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Ipreferbroccoli 0

The 2 is funny though. -> "The username grrrarrrg already exists. Possible usernames: grrrarrrg2, grrrarrrgforever, grrrarrrgrox."

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ColdGold 6

Then he should make like a cow patty and hit the trail.

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theeBeezWaXx 0

haha thats lowkey unique , ive never heard that before but kinda nasty too

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schwinn11 0

Atleast he told you and didn't SHOW you how much he loves you

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theshadow013 0

Weird Al lyrics FTW! I'd say this isn't a FYL just a really hilarious day.

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cheese_danish 0

Either the OP is trying to make an FML from a Weird Al song, or she was hit on someone who thought using a Weird Al line would be funny. Either way, not FML.

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Shmeaty 0

this isn't an FML, and the OP sux for whining, but it's still funny as hell an made my day.

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Intellectualist 0

I love him. Give him to me, I'll take him off your hands, while you grow a sense of humour.

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GodOfBeer 5

if I dedicate this to you... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSykiBcRV14 would u go out with me? :o

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Grow a sense of humor? Sheeesh, that's a bit harsh, isn't it? Just because a person has a DIFFERENT sense of humor doesn't mean they don't have one at all. And there's a good chance OP did think it was funny, which is why she posted it. :] That's just a guess, though.

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Rayn4u_fml 0

Simple response: "please do, nobody wants to see that shit". Fin.

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