By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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yeyeboys 20

I guess your boyfriend was getting two ******* at once.

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AFaye3964 17

Maybe you should keep the door shut so your cat cant get in

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RBW_Slave 9

Definitely time for new positions! ;) Or close the door to your bedroom, your choice, really.

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IndefiniteBeauty 17

Then stop having sex with the cat in the room or close the door so it can't come in

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JoSmokes 10

My cat sits in the corner and watches. It's the only time she sits right in the corner like that. It's weird. Also at least your cat didn't use anyone's junk as a playtoy. I've heard of that happening too :P

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TheSwegMaster69 11

This FML is basically a "pussy joke" magnet.

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Azellia 15

I know that sucks but it is kind of funny.

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kyu_Q 19

Maybe the cat likes your facial expressions

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