By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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yeyeboys 20

I guess your boyfriend was getting two ******* at once.

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AFaye3964 17

Maybe you should keep the door shut so your cat cant get in

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faixi 10

Ahh! This kind of funny situation interruption in your sex... i think your cat won't stop bothering your sex life.. lol best of luck

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Meechiepie 13

oh god, I've had this happen too OP, it's not as unusual for cats to do as one would expect. When it happened to me, my husband and I had to stop because I was laughing so hard, the cat had full on lied down and snuggled up on his back. (she was notoriously good at getting comfortable in awkward positions)

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mzgabbster 28

I'm shocked at how many people allow their pets to be in the same room when they're having sex.

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RedPillSucks 31

Having what? Did the cat interrupt you while you were typing and having sex?

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demonfacee 14

Damn, that sucks. Keep the cat out of the room, and keep your door closed. (:

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Animals get super fascinated in humans having sex lol

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Witchylady 17

You may need to shake it up a bit. Try upside down and on your head. The cat will be confused and walk awAy

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tbone83 2

At least you're not in west Africa, the situation could have been a lot worse.

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mchmelev1993 10

Just give the cat some Cat nip and he will leave u alone trust me lol true story

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lbanks_fml 10

A three way!! Lucky guy!! Or is it licky guy?

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