By atleese - 31/12/2011 15:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 440
You deserved it 31 890
May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

RochelleRedvines 8

...Are you okay?

93 4

Comments

PYLrulz 17

It's an extra thrust ;)

2 2
bigb69x 0

That is awesome I wish my wife would fart other than in her sleep under the sheets lol

7 1
thiscrazything 1

Be careful what you ask for....

3 0
phatdaddy62 23

Yeah, she could fart while you're going down on her. My ex did that once.

2 0
mikemodular281 3

Either way he'll remember the sex for his pleasures. But if he's in love with you he may even remember it as one of those silly moments that make you all the more lovable. Sex isn't just about being physical it's an intimacy thing... Wow way to deep for an FML post lol! SEX FARTS = EPIC FAIL now that's more like it!

10 1
sp4ksu_fml 4

sometimes that happens when he pulls it out of your butt ...

14 3
wazupsuckaa 0

awh :/ haha that sucks! it's different if it's queefing, but still totally unsexu and embarrassing!

1 3
gumzy 6

Be mature. It's really easy. Seriously...

2 4
perdix 29

In 3-1/2 months, expect to receive a butt plug in the mail.

8 2
KiddNYC1O 20

Anal beads if she's lucky.

1 4
perdix 29

With her flatulence problems, that could result in machine-gun fire!

16 1
Savnmax 0

This happened to me once! Only HE farted and I couldn't stop laughing :)

6 1
theworstthing 7

As long as he didn't leave then I think youll

0 6