Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used...

By kitty shah - 17/06/2012 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

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By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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By tubby - 21/06/2012 20:28 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

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By thisismyawkwardface - 19/02/2014 07:17 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML

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By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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By tramp - 10/11/2013 05:51 - United States

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to one of my friends that the cap he likes to wear makes people look at us funny in public. He thinks it's just the White Sox logo. It's styled like the baseball team's logo, but it actually says "Sex". I had to show him both side by side for him to see it. FML

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By idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - 18/12/2012 21:44 - United States - Mesa

Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

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By Megara - 15/03/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

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amandalillian 27

Monday 18 June 2012 0:10

At least you're economical?

lotrgeek 10

Monday 18 June 2012 0:10

I think having your own opinions on controversial topics is fine.. As long as you voice it appropriately.

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dumbledoobie 0

Monday 18 June 2012 7:01

I have tattoos, and several bumper stickers on my Lexus.... And I AM a Ferrari

acetheone 8

Monday 18 June 2012 7:09

Just take it as a compliment, coz YDI.

septemberpeaches 8

Monday 18 June 2012 7:58

Clearly I don't see anything wrong with tattoos, as you can see from my picture, but to say something as ignorant as "you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari" instead of "I just simply don't care for them and personally wouldn't get them" is why ydi.

Helenarth 6

Tuesday 19 June 2012 16:10

Agree completely, OP was asking to be burned basically. Also, your tattoos look great.

septemberpeaches 8

Tuesday 19 June 2012 19:05

Thanks darling! :)

Thejoshkid95_fml 3

Monday 18 June 2012 8:08

All he is saying is that you have good gas mileage.

Ima_NeRD6213 4

Monday 18 June 2012 8:36

Ask him how many people in this world actually have a Ferrari.

kissmyass23 6

Monday 18 June 2012 9:55

My body is a temple & my tattoos are the artwork I have chosen to hang on the walls.

jonnynasty 0

Monday 18 June 2012 11:31

I have 12 bumper stickers on my Ferrari and no mommy or daddy didn't buy it for me

Token780 3

Monday 18 June 2012 14:03

What they meant to say is your a pussy.

Levvy 22

Monday 18 June 2012 14:59

Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but doesn't a Prius cost quite a lot, initially (even if it's potentially cheaper to run in the long term)? I may be off. I don't really know cars.