**** me in Spanish is "cogeme" or "garchame" or "dame masa"... fried chicken!!! dude u rock! I can imagine the confused look and the face of WTF of that dude! LMFAO!

AMAZING!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! i've been laughing out loud for like 5 minutes!!! this shit is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha 25, agreed. That is simply hilarious. I can just imagine what was going on in his head.

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA. i feel so bad for you! ur boyfriend must have been dying trying to hold it together

Um, I didn't know what pollo or frito meant until I finished reading this FML. So shut up about her not knowing what they mean or sound like, because not many people would actually make that connection. But seriously, I wouldn't trust anyone to tell me something like that and tell me the right thing. Translators are your friends.

frito lay?

i just really can't get past the fact that you wouldn't just look it up online. There are dozens of websites that have language translating software, and they're all free! and it doesn't involve your friend having to picture you and your boyfriend having sex while you shout obsenities...

Chíngame, that's what it is, if we're talking Hispanics. Anyway... that's just a little... right, okay then.

ahahaah. he must have been dying from laughing inside. xd