By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
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lolatyouhaha 0

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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blablabla18_fml 0

that is the creepiest request i have ever heard. sick.

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eye_see_you 0

oh dats freaky...but hmm i think i do need her birds too cuz i've gotta sunburn lol

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der_Jabberwhock 0

Flesh eating birds... Next thing you know they'll be drinking blood

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mattmag 0

She is training those birds to enjoy flesh. The apocalypse is nigh!

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Beeebop 0

Actual vomit. How often does she get sunburn? That's just wrong.

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yuibo 0

ew. SO disgusting. but the mental image is weirdly amusing.

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Pamina128 0

I can't even think of a decent thing to say to this post, I'm so shocked by it.

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MDay_will_bite_u 0

Makes you think. I f she dropped dead suddenly. Whoever found her would probably find her without her skin because the birds ate it all.

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